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Quick Update- Pattern Available on KnitPicks!

September 3rd, 2010 · Uncategorized

IMG 9741 Quick Update  Pattern Available on KnitPicks!

The pattern I’ve been throwing my heart and soul into this year is up on KnitPicks.com! link

And coming soon… photos of the wedding, and all our DIY efforts.

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The BP Spill and Why It’s Worse Than We All Think

July 9th, 2010 · Uncategorized

alg oil spill The BP Spill and Why Its Worse Than We All Think

I promised myself that I would steer clear of politics on this blog, but when it comes to the BP disaster, it seems to have nothing to do with political alignments. I think everyone on the planet should be equally outraged, no matter what their beliefs. To me, this situation is on par with watching a big group of thugs beat up and mug old ladies. I’ve compiled a list of things you may or may not know about the BP spill, but definitely should.

1. THEY KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. Employees had reported methane bubbles coming up the pipes, but were ordered to continue working anyway (link). BP also cut corners by only installing one blowout preventer with no remote backup switch, even after having similar problems earlier (link). Add this to their past negligent and defensive behavior about their safety records (link), and you have a pretty clear picture of how BP operates.

2. THEY ARE NOT “ONE BAD APPLE”. They, like every major corporation, weigh the cost compliance versus penalties of being caught. This is precisely how capitalism works, and if you really need links as examples, google the recent mine disaster, pharmaceutical companies and side effects, large companies’ recent dumping of health care benefits for employees, various product safety recalls, etc etc.

3. WE WILL CONTINUE TO HEAR EMPTY PROMISES OF GREENING UP OUR ENERGY PROBLEMS, AND YET WASHINGTON WILL CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING. Every president since Nixon has promised to move us away from “foreign oil dependency” and “alternative energy resources”, and yet, every year we become more and more dependent on oil. And if you are still mistaking President Obama for a beacon of hope, ask yourself why he accepted the biggest chunk ($77,000) of $3.5 million dollars in BP federal campaign contributions. This doesn’t even include the $15.9 million dollars spent on lobbying. (link).

4. BOYCOTTING ONE GAS COMPANY DOESN’T DO A THING. Gasoline is traded as a commodity between different companies, which means the oil that comes out of a BP rig isn’t necessarily going to end up in a BP station. Nor are you avoiding BP oil by buying gas elsewhere. (link re: citgo boycott, info still applies)

5. EVEN IF WE DRIVE LESS, OUR LIVES ARE INEXTRICABLY LINKED TO PETROLEUM. About 6,000 common household items are made from or with petroleum (link). And we are still heavily dependent on truck delivery for 70% of our goods, double what it was 20 years ago (link).

6. BP IS DUMPING MORE TOXIC WASTE INTO THE GULF AS PART OF THEIR “CLEANUP”. Corexit, the chemical dispersant that BP is using is likely more toxic than the oil itself (link). BP also refuses to release the ingredients it contains, claiming it is a “trade secret”, and has also refused to stop using it, ignoring EPA requests to use a less toxic substance. The ecological consequences of this are yet to be seen (although here is a video of a tar-ball coated beach in Florida), but cleanup workers have been reported as having dizziness, respiratory problems, and headaches. You probably haven’t heard much about cleanup injuries because the government HAS BANNED THE PRESS FROM COMING WITHIN 65 FEET ANY CLEANUP AREAS OR CLEANUP WORKERS.(link)

7. Which leads me to the most disturbing thing of all… THE GOVERNMENT HAS DONE EVERYTHING IT CAN TO MAKE SURE BP COMES OUT ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS. In addition to banning the press (how will we EVER know just how bad it really is?), giving BP full control over cleanup efforts (hello? conflict of interest anyone?), the US government ordered a $20 billion escrow fund. It may seem like a lot, but stockholders shared a sigh of relief because damages and losses are estimated at hundreds of billions, although Washington claims it’s not a cap. With a little rebranding, they can go on as if nothing happened.

8. SO… HOW MUCH OIL IS REALLY GUSHING INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO? Depends on who you believe. BP just spent $50 million trying to recover its tarnished image and an unknown amount on SEO (link). They claim it is (worst case scenario) 162,000 barrels and assume it has basically stopped, and deny the existence of plumes. Independent estimates vary from 20,000 to 60,000 barrels per day, and by the end, it will be over 4 million barrels (link). This is a like an Exxon Valdez every week, and today marks the 81st day. Plumes have been discovered 20 miles northeast of Deepwater Horizon, and another nearby (link). Entire ecosystems stand to be wiped out (link), tourism and fishing industries destroyed, and yet-to-be-seen weather, tectonic/geothermal, and public health consequences.

WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THIS?

THIS IS WHERE I REALLY GET PISSED.

I’m on mailing lists for many, many political organizing groups and I have been utterly shocked at the half-assed, quarter-assed, and zero-assed actions they’ve been proposing. WHAT DOESN’T WORK? PETITIONS. ESPECIALLY ONLINE ONES. FACEBOOK GROUPS. BOYCOTTS THAT ARE ANYTHING SHORT OF A LIFESTYLE CHANGE. CANDLELIGHT VIGILS. I even got an invite to do SUN SALUTATIONS AT A YOGA STUDIO to help the BP crisis. You know what else isn’t going to work? Expecting the government to do ANYTHING besides pay us lip service to quell public rage.

So what will work? In the short term, unfortunately, the best things you can do are donate your money and/or time to cleanup efforts (see first comment below). Educate yourself, and others around you, as word of mouth is *especially* important in this case with the media being snuffed out. In the long term, there is actually a lot more. *Cue soapbox*- limit your gasoline consumption, and the consumption of petroleum products as much as you can. Spend the extra money for alternate resources if that option is available to you (the exception being ethanol, which is more environmentally destructive than oil). Stop thinking that voting for Democrats will make things better, when their first and foremost interests have been made blatantly clear time and time again. But don’t give up on political representatives completely- pressuring them to improve safety standards could make a big impact. Several countries have banned offshore drilling and chemical dispersants, and required backup safety features, and the US could do the same. I personally plan to support independent thinkers who can give us this “change” Obama has failed miserably with. There are so many things to be outraged by in this whole scenario, and it’s time we made our voices known and make some choices to make sure things like this don’t keep happening over and over.

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knitting graffiti

June 8th, 2010 · Uncategorized

First of all, good news- my Hanami pattern was accepted KnitPick’s IDP project. They will send me the yarn to knit another, and then it’ll go on sale for $1.99 in their patterns section! Huzzah! I had to pick a new name for it though, as Sakura, Hanami, AND Yoshina are already patterns in wide circulation. So I’m leaning towards Cherry Branch Stole, which is right to the point and has no real pattern associated with it.

Second is to blog about another knitting joy of mine- knitting graffiti. Clandestine groups of knitters around the globe have been beautifying the urban eyescape with little swatches of knitting or crochet wrapped around… well, whatever they can wrap them around- trees, poles, signs, sculptures, etc. Here’s a pic of one in Brisbane (link):

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So imagine my glee when my very own neighborhood got hit with some yarn bombing! It’s been months and most of it is still there. Quite refreshing, since I’m living in a city that actively suppresses graffiti with harsh laws, even going so far as to penalize building owners for not cleaning it off.

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Hanami Stole

May 29th, 2010 · Uncategorized

Springtime in Portland, Oregon is simply magical- the streets are lined with trees brimming with blooms of different shades of pinks. On a day in March, I slipped into my local yarn store, hoping to find a yarn that would draw me out of my knitting funk. Enter Malabrigo Twist in Sotobosque: a hand-painted yarn in dark browns and light pinks, exactly like those heavenly cherry trees outside. I had been wanting to knit a project like Knitty’s Jeanie that wouldn’t take me a lifetime to finish. I loved the look of dropped stitches and cables. So, after tweaking it a bit, I came up with this:

IMG 8842 682x1024 Hanami Stole

(photo by Beth Woz)

The Hanami Stole, named after the festival in Japan for blossoming cherry trees (the stole part means it can be worn around the neck as a scarf or over the shoulders as a shawl). I was going to name it Sakura, but that name was taken for a different pattern. I’ve been sitting on it for a few months now, waiting for the right opportunity to release it into the world.

I went back into Happy Knits, and showed them the finished project, and they oohed and aahed, and gave me my very own little blog post. They told me about a fantastic offer that Knit Picks has made: They are offering to buy patterns from independent designers, and the designers keep 100% of the rights to the pattern, are free to distribute it elsewhere, and if the pattern is not finished in their yarn, they will send you the yarn to make it. Amazing! Well, I sent off a sample pattern and photo today, let’s see if it gets accepted!

IMG 8828 200x300 Hanami Stole

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Wilhelm Reich and Alternative Psychology

April 3rd, 2010 · Uncategorized

(this article was also submitted to fuckyourbrain.com, soon to be featured in the 3D magazine)

The underpinnings of the human mind and our behavior as an extension are naturally fascinating. It’s no surprise that Sigmund Freud caught on fast in the 1940′s and was a household name by the 1960′s. But what once held so much potential became more of a racket for years and years of expensive and sometimes cruel treatments that may never leave patients cured, or worse, the mentality that pharmaceuticals alone can cure all of our social problems. Traditional psychotherapy is characterized by a therapist who acts as an authority figure, and generally, a session includes the patient talking extensively as the therapist silently analyzes. It can take months or years to get anywhere, because as many therapists have noted, patients tend to exhibit defense mechanisms for their inhibitions, anxieties, and neuroses. Some will even express hostility towards the therapist. A good therapist has to be able to work past the defenses, known as resistances and negative transferences. Only then can breakthroughs happen.

Alternative psychology opts to take a different, and usually faster approach to breakthroughs- and many practitioners include the use of body language analysis, or the incorporation of movement or exercise as therapy techniques.

Wilhelm Reich, one of the original alternative psychoanalysts began his career as a protege of Freud. He began to notice in his psychoanalytic sessions that there were distinct patterns of body language that expressed a person’s true inner workings. He found that people who were being deliberately difficult during a session had a completely different posture and affect than those who genuinely wanted to be cured. Furthermore, when he experienced a breakthrough with a patient, he noticed a very distinct set of bodily movements. In some patients, these involuntary movements were so intense that they would be convinced the furniture underneath them was moving, and that it had to be a trick. Reich took his analysis of the physical body so far that he would often ask patients to strip down to their underwear during sessions. He developed such a keen sense of a person through their physical appearance that he scrapped Freud’s methods and developed his own. He took Freud’s idea of libido and treated it as a real, physical force. He believed that the power for a person to be able to experience a full orgasm was the most potent psychological force of all, and that any psychological problems would lead to a blockage of this force. He also believed that our body posture, breathing, and in any tensions in the body displayed this force. He spent the rest of his life doing experiments trying to research this force, supposedly found in all organic matter. He called this force “orgone” and convinced himself that it tangibly exists. He did so through completely original methods, despite similar concepts in other cultures, most notably the Chinese idea of “chi” and the Indian idea of “prana”.

Reich believed that our psychological defenses grew into what he aptly called character armor, which was clearly shown in the body as body armor. He thought this armor was used to shield ourselves from the emotions of others as well as safely hold emotions and impulses in. He categorized tension into seven segments- the eyes, mouth, neck, chest, diaphragm, abdomen and pelvis. These nearly line up with the seven chakras of yoga. Reich would have patients release any tensions, working through each segment starting with the eyes all the way down to the pelvis, working through individual tensions as independent problems needing to be addressed. He believed once the pelvis was relaxed, orgone was freely flowing, and orgasm was possible. It’s worth noting the similarities to Kundalini yoga, however the order of exercises is reversed, starting with the pelvis.The patient had to be closely monitored, as tension was likely to come back, and exercises had to be repeated many times. Over time Reich discovered that his patients could make real, life changing effects on themselves by understanding the connection between body and mind.

Reich developed a very simple home exercise regimen that be can found for free online (http://reichiantherapy.net/). Myofascial release massage is also a great detensifying therapy.

Many other psychoanalysts took Reich’s work and built on it, including Fritz and Laura Perls, the developers of Gestalt therapy. They believed that not only are body and mind connected, but our behavior is dependent on the situation we are in. For instance, a person probably behaves very differently at home versus at an analytic session. They also believed that the mind is constantly sorting things out in order of importance, and things that are extremely consuming blot out everything else. They call these gestalts, and gestalts have to be dealt with before any psychological progress can be made. An example would be a patient whose wife has just died and is so grief-stricken that he can’t eat or sleep. The gestalt of his wife’s death would have to be sorted out before the patient could want to eat and sleep again.

In addition to the exercises in the ebook above, Reich’s findings can also be used as a tool for self-analysis. For instance, freeze for a moment right now and observe your posture as you read this. How are you breathing? Notice if there are any muscle tensions, i.e. your neck, your jaw, your shoulders, your back, your feet. Are your shoulders or spine slumped? Is your breathing smooth and deep, or ragged and shallow? Are you fidgeting, multitasking? Is there some impulse or situation that is consuming your mental activity? Remind yourself to analyze your body in other situations, as they can be very telling as well. Notice your body on your way to work. Does your jaw grind? Do your feet twitch? Does your pelvis curl in to your body? Notice how you are when you are alone, when you are with a lover or friends, versus when you are with people you don’t like or don’t know. When do you feel the most relaxed, when do you breathe deeply and fully, and when do you tense up? Don’t forget to analyze yourself while you are having sex and your orgasm- either with a partner or alone. Is it mechanical or does it feel fluid, like a dance? Do you open up your orgasm, or do you hide it and internalize it? What do you think about?

Don’t make the mistake of interpreting things as things as good or bad. Think about what you seem to get caught up on, and what you want to let go of, what you want to change. If you’re averse to letting something go, it’s probably exactly what you should do. You will grow and improve yourself as a person the more you get out of your stubborn habits and allow yourself to experience life without them. It’s easy to rationalize them, i.e.- “I don’t have to release my anger towards my boss/dad/whatever- he makes me angry and tense because he’s a jerk”. No one is saying you have to be nice, but the idea here is to see what happens when you are. Does it make you feel better? Are you just perpetuating a familiar situation by being angry or does it feel like you’re falsely imposing morality on yourself when you’re nice? I’m a firm believer in ending relationships that only do us harm, but also a firm believer in sorting out where the conflict is coming from. We have an adage where I work that if you start thinking everyone is an asshole, the asshole is probably you.

It should be pretty easy to figure out what habitual behaviors of the body are indicating, for example, if you tense your jaw and squint your eyes when you see your coworker, you’re probably expecting conflict with them. If you slump your spine, cross your legs, and curl your pelvis in public you are probably repressing your sexuality (something we’re all basically taught to do). If you’re not sure what something means, or even to break yourself of accumulated habits, again, try doing the opposite. If you tend to conceal your genitals in public, see how it feels to sit with your legs wide open and pelvis tilted out. If you find yourself getting irritable and holding your breath at work, focus on breathing deeply and smoothly. Changing little things like your posture has been shown by one study at OSU* to dramatically change your perception of yourself and your environment. Studies have also linked deep breathing with stress relief and overall improvement of mood.**

Psychotherapy has been refined over several decades, and many patients have gotten a lot of results from incorporating the body into therapy. Reich gave himself a bad reputation through arguably shoddy science and politics, but his flaws are no reason to throw out his entire body of work. Before seeking out any form therapy, one should research thoroughly into its methods, results, and cost. Some practitioners are more interested in making money than helping people- and they can be easily spotted by their lack of respect for the patient’s needs, or by any dogma that seems to be repeated in a brainwashing fashion. Nevertheless, alternative psychotherapy remains highly beneficial, and mainstream psychology certainly could learn a few new things from its honest and practical approach.

REFERENCES:
Wilhelm Reich, Character Analysis
Joel Latner, Ph.D, The Gestalt Therapy Book
Ola Raknes, Wilhelm Reich and Orgonomy
John Lawson, The Affirmation of Life
*Ohio State University, Science Daily (2009, October 5) “Body Posture Affects Confidence In Your Thoughts, Study Finds”
**Gina Paul, Barb Elam, Steven J. Verhulst Teaching and Learning In Medicine (Vol. 9, Issue 3; June 2007) ”Longitudinal Study of Students’ Perceptions of Using Deep Breathing Meditation to Reduce Testing Stresses”

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Mind-Altering Parasites

April 3rd, 2010 · Uncategorized

(this article was also submitted to fuckyourbrain.com, soon to be featured in the 3D magazine)

The Cruel World of Mind-Altering Parasites

A bullet ant (genus Campanotus) begins to twitch around and wiggle its antennae in a very strange way, and its tail end tucks up conspicuously against its body. Its companion worker ants take careful notice of the behavior and quickly move it far away from them. They know it has been infected with a fungus that is eating through everything but the ant’s vital organs, and its last task will be controlling the brain. The ant continues to fumble, wandering around seemingly aimless. The fungus then triggers a reaction in the ant’s brain that will lead it to a trail of non-existent pheromones. In a couple of days, it will climb to the top of the highest leaf it can find on a branch reaching towards the sun, something it has never done before in its life. Once perched upon the leaf, it will chomp down with its powerful mandibles. The fungus that has been infecting the ant, cordyceps (Paraponera clavata) will burst a sun-seeking tendril out of the now dead ant’s head. Its dead carcass will become a planter for the alien-looking fungus to bask in the sun. Its spores will fly into the air, and hopefully germinate in the body of another unsuspecting ant.

Next is an orb spider, Plesiometa argyra, who, on a normal day, builds impeccably precise webs to catch prey. A pompilid wasp (Hymenoepimecis argyraphaga) that is ready to lay eggs decides today will be different. It attacks the spider and temporarily paralyzes it long enough to lay a single egg on the outside the spider. Once it regains the use of its body, the spider returns home as if nothing has happened. Meanwhile, the wasp larva clings to the back of it and feeds from the spider’s insides through small puncture wounds in its body. As the larva starts to grow over the next two weeks, the spider is suddenly inclined to build something it normally doesn’t- a nice, cozy cocoon for the larva. Eventually the spider will slump down into this cocoon until the wasp larva is finished eating it alive and now has a nice, safe shelter to stay inside.

orb spider and parasitic manipulative wasp

Not to be outdone by its land counterparts is the sea parasite, Sacculina, a genus of barnacle. Normally, barnacles attach themselves to harmless things like rocks, piers, and boats. Sacculina opt to live inside of live crabs, sometimes infecting as much as 40% of a crab community. The female larvae attack a crab and find a vulnerable joint to nestle down into. It then injects itself into the crab with a needle-like appendage and then sloughs off most of its body. Once inside the crab, it develops into root-like growths that spread throughout the crab’s body, working its way into the egg sack in the genital area. The genital plate is forced open as the sack grows. The crab starts to look like it has Elephantiasis of the testicles, but here’s where it gets really horrifying- the parasite changes the hormone balance in the crab, rendering it female and sterile no matter what it was before. Male Sacculina are now able to impregnate the female. The crab loses most of its functions, including regeneration and molting and is now a brainwashed mother whose only purpose is to care for her barnacle young. As they are born, the crab cares for them as if they were her own, and is free to repeat the process all over should another Sacculina invade.

para sacculina Mind Altering Parasites

Best of all, perhaps, are parasitic flatworms (Leucochloridium paradoxum) that turns a normal snail’s life into a horror movie. An innocent snail crawls along and finds a delicious pile of poop to feast on. A few days later, something strange begins to happen- the snail’s eyestalks become host to flatworm larvae and begin to bulge and change to a grotesque shade of green. Snails are nocturnal and usually unappealing prey to birds because of their foul-tasting slime. They also need to stay moist and generally avoid sunlight. Compelled by the parasite, the infected zombie snail marches right out into the open daylight and its swollen, pulsating eyestalks mimic juicy, writhing worms. A bird can’t resist these tasty looking treats and pecks the snail’s eyestalks clean off. The snail will likely survive this heinous attack, but unfortunately, the flatworm larvae will still remain. As the snail regenerates new eyestalks, the flatworms will infect them again. Meanwhile, the bird has a digestive tract growing full of flatworm eggs, just waiting to be pooped out. It’s only a matter of time before another unsuspecting snail comes across them.

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There are dozens of similar behavior-altering parasites, each as fascinating as the next. Most of these parasites are specialized to a single species of host. The large majority infect insects or creatures on the low end of the evolutionary scale. There are some exceptions, including Toxoplasma gondii which lives in cats and infects humans. Toxoplasma gondii also infects rats and makes them lose their fear of cats- an infected rodent will waltz right up to cat’s hangout spot, only to be eaten and live inside the cat’s intestines long enough to get back to its preferred host, a human. Studies are still being done on the effects of Toxoplasmosis, but it seems to produce introverted and anti-social tendencies in the host, along immune and neurological problems.

For those interested in even more of these parasites, YouTube has a plethora of videos in their full, gruesome glory. I highly recommend a viewing of them at your next social gathering. There will be no doubt left that nature is a tough, strange world.

(All photos are licensed under Creative Commons)

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Bridesmaid Upcyclery

March 28th, 2010 · Uncategorized

Do you have a bridesmaid dress that you know you will never wear again, but paid so much money for that you can’t part with? Sounds like the perfect fodder for craftiness, and Samantha Baldwin has a great idea for one:

How to make a ruffled pillow from an old dress:

bridesmaid rose pillow Bridesmaid Upcyclery

(link and photo via Craftzine)

Yet another idea is to cut the dress into squares and make a quilt. In my case, a taffeta, shimmery bronze quilt. Might work with some other fabrics thrown in… And this would even make a great memento for the bride.

You can also alter the dress to be a cocktail dress, or something even less formal- but many fabrics used for bridesmaids dresses are a dead giveaway. If the fabric is super formal, how about a table runner or some dinner napkins?

If you’d rather skip all the work, there is also the Donate My Dress. They accept any formal gowns worn once (or so) to give to underprivileged girls who want to go to prom. Aww, so warm and fuzzy. :)

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A shout-out to Regretsy, for brightening my world.

March 15th, 2010 · Uncategorized

cheez A shout out to Regretsy, for brightening my world.I one posited that there are two kinds of people in this world- ones who think mean people suck and ones who think mean people rule. If you happen to side with the latter, then, boy oh boy what Regretsy has for you. (Listing above is for “regurgitate after opening”)

For those of you who haven’t seen it already, Regretsy posts real listings from Etsy that they deem hideous in some way. I don’t always agree- in fact, I’d consider wearing a wedding dress made out of ties (if I hadn’t already made a Indian-style lehenga choli already- with a glue gun and dozens of sequined appliques, might I add). With mockery of everything bad on etsy.com from the grotesquely obscene paintings- to the unliscensed Twilight crap to the obliviously sincere “artisans” of the plastic cups, glitter, and pop tabs variety- regretsy is a never-ending LOLfest for those who aren’t above cheap mockery.

Regretsy isn’t completely heartless, however, and often buys the very items they mock or sells crafts for charity. They even have developed a friendship with painter Denny Pinkham who became aware of his presence on Regretsy and listed paintings as an hommage to them. How’s that for meta-internet-meme-crafting?

It’s a site that can be entertaining for hours, but I figured I’d post some faves:
1. The “caterpillars taste like raspberries and steak” bracelet!
2. “Hurry up and shave, Al Green’s in town” party set!
3. Life-size creepy Edward Cullen pillow
4. Lady GaGa Embroidered Toilet Paper
5. Even the model can’t hide her contempt for this giant muppet dress!
6. Sooo NSFW. Or children. Expect nightmares, really. Here is… Mittens.

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Technoccult on Boing Boing!

March 1st, 2010 · Uncategorized

My husband’s interview with punk-mathematician Tom Henderson is being featured on Boing Boing. This interview has been getting a lot of attention, and rightly so. Tom has a much more engaging and practical approach to the type of abstract mathematics 99% of people struggle with (not me, though, I’m one of those jerks who always wrecked the curve and actually had FUN solving complex equations).

mathpunk1 225x300 Technoccult on Boing Boing!
A nice, juicy excerpt:

Math for Primates started from the concept that there are certain things that humans are always interested in. Really, they like other humans. That’s the best thing. The internet used to just be a box with text, but once there was a critical mass of social information on it, it was a box with people inside! We love looking into boxes that have people in ‘em!

So, the concept I pitched to Nick was, “Let’s talk about math from the platform of ‘Math that humans are likely to want to know, because it’s about other humans’”

Social conflict. Sex. Beauty.

It gives us an excuse to talk extensively about game theory. And, game theory is a key place to teach humans mathematics, because we seem to have some optimized “cheat detection” in our brains.

Let me give you an example, it’s something like, uh…

There are four face-down cards on a table. There is a rule: “If the number showing is even, then the back of the card MUST have a vowel.”

Now, given an E, 3, 8, D, what is the smallest number of cards you need to flip over to verify that the rule is being followed?

Maybe I fucked up the puzzle. But, anyway, the answer as I’ve phrased it is NOT E and 3.

You need to make sure that 8 has a vowel on the back, and you need to make sure that D does NOT have an even number on the back.

Everyone gets this wrong, basically. Well, non-mathematicians always do, and I’m pretty sure I got it wrong because I get every answer wrong on the first try. Punk as fuck.

Now, if you ask the same people a logically equivalent question: “You see four people. Two are drinking beer and two are drinking coke. Whose IDs do you have to check?”

No one says you have to check the ID of the coke drinker. Because who cares how old they are? If it’s the same puzzle, but phrased as a problem of possible social cheating, we nail it.

Read the rest of this entertaining interview here.

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I’m sorry I ever doubted you, granny square…

February 22nd, 2010 · Uncategorized

I’m sure we all know and fear the granny square whether we consciously know it or not. It haunted the 70′s with atrocities like this:

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When I learned to crochet, I learned on flowery lace motifs, and simple block stitches. I have been avoiding granny squares like a plague. I came up with the idea to crochet over 100 flowers and join them into a quilt for my mom. The flowers were easy to make, and turned out beautifully- but have since been sitting in a bag because I have NO CLUE how to join them. I tried crocheting leaf motifs in between the flower petals and stitching down the sides to connect them, but that was taking forever. I tried to crochet a grid around each flower, but it sagged and gaped horribly.

The project sat in hibernation for a little over a year. I had intended to give it to my mom as a mother’s day/birthday present and it was starting to really bug me that I couldn’t finish it. Well, as I was flipping through an old issue of Vogue Knitting, I saw a lovely lacy-flower granny square. Problem solved. I can easily turn the flowers into squares, and connect as I go:

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