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Vulture Couture

January 8th, 2011 · Uncategorized

vulturesm1 Vulture Couture

It seems like the knitting world is passing up fringy scarves for buttoned cowls these days. I’m all for that, but now when I want something with fringe, I want a *lot* of fringe! Something more like a maribou boa than a scarf. Add that to my weird fixation on vultures, and here ya go. Vulture couture is born.

This baby is EASY to make. In fact, this could very well be a project for a virgin knitter; or a good project for a seasoned knitted to knock out a last minute accessory or gift. That’s basically how it came about- I needed something big and wooly for KrampusCon, and I had one day to make it. Well, procrastination is a hell of a muse.

YOU WILL NEED:
-one skein (~100 yds should do it) of worsted/HW/bulky weight yarn. I used Joann Sensations Illuminations but only because I’m desperately trying to use up old yarn. Something like Dream in Color Starry would be fabulous (double or triple stranded).
-size US 13 needles
-yarn needle
-crochet hook for attaching fringe (optional)

GAUGE:
-not super important, but ~3.5 sts per inch, finished dimensions are 16″ X 6″ without fringe

TO BEGIN:
-cast on 24 sts. knit every row until piece measures 16″ (~60 rows).
-break yarn leaving a 10 inch tail. You have just knit a long rectangle- now fold it in half lengthwise and use the tail yarn to sew cast on and bind off rows together. (For tips on sewing seams, go here: http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-sew-seams-together) You now have a circular cowl!
-cut the rest of your yarn into varying lengths of pieces from 8-12 inches. Grab 3 pieces, fold in half, and use a crochet hook to pull through one loop between two knitted rows along the top edge of the cowl. Continue to do this around the whole top edge.

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How easy was that? Now fold the cowl in half (from top to bottom) and wear with the fringy side out. Do you feel like this guy?

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(photo credit: codeerror.igetweb.com)

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skelly fish!

January 8th, 2011 · Uncategorized

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(photo credit: nettness)

From the book Amigurumi!: Super Happy Crochet Cute! Reminds me of that cartoon Heathcliff.

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DIY modern lamp made from yarn

December 4th, 2010 · Uncategorized

Here’s a project made with yarn that requires no knitting:

traad lampe DIY modern lamp made from yarn

(tutorial here)

Sounds pretty similar to paper mache- just inflate a baloon, dip yarn in white glue, and form around the balloon. I’ll have to give this one a shot when I have more time for projects.

Speaking of which, things are going great on Etsy this year. If you haven’t checked it out lately, I’ve been listing all kinds of new goodies!

I also got another pattern accepted to knitpicks- photos and link coming soon!

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DIY Steampunk LCD Monitor

November 29th, 2010 · Uncategorized

File under Things that actually ARE steampunk:

Steampunk Workshop has become one of my favorite sites to drop in on occasionally. They always have amazing DIY steampunk ideas, but this one has to be the best:

M19 DIY Steampunk LCD Monitor
(link)

Includes very clear step-by-step instructions should you decide you can’t live without one! Check out their other projects too.

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Hyperbolic Crocheted Coral Reef

November 20th, 2010 · Uncategorized

A crocheted coral reef already has me excited, but adding geeky math concepts to it is making me want to faint:
coralreef Hyperbolic Crocheted Coral Reef

(image from the craftzine blog)

Here’s a description taken from the Smithsonian website, where the exhibit will show from this October through April of 2011:

A sea of vibrant colors and fantastic structures, the Hyperbolic Crochet Coral Reef evokes a sense of stewardship of their real-life counterparts through a whimsical and beautiful display. Atolls and clusters of crocheted corals, made of both yarn and found materials, weave their way into unique coral communities. By using particular crocheting techniques that employ hyperbolic geometry, these reefs take shape into complex, natural-looking forms.

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(images from Smithsonian)

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The exhibit also features work made from crocheted plastic to raise awareness of the growing problem of plastic in the oceans:

In addition to the beautiful yarn-based Reefs, the Crochet Reef Project includes a large sub-reef made from yarn and plastic trash. Known fondly as “The Toxic Reef” – aka Bikini Atoll – this is the only one of the IFF sub-Reefs that will be allowed to grow indefinitely, because plastic trash in the ocean is itself growing exponentially. The Toxic Reef functions as a kind-of evil twin to the yarn-based reefs; a malevolent, synthetic analog to the delicate fiber-forms. This dichotomy in the Crochet Reef Project mirrors the dichotomy of the oceanic realm, for here too, while the natural wonders of living reefs are disappearing, the great island of plastic trash continues to acrete. Giving the project an historical slant, we might also say that where the yarn reefs reference the past and the glory of organic evolution, the plastic reef represents the future and what we humans are creating with our profligate waste and consumerist addictions. (link)

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(last 3 images from Smithsonian)

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Knitting Merit Badges

November 19th, 2010 · Uncategorized

Hilarious!

badge Knitting Merit Badges

My widgets don’t seem to be working, but I’ll soon proudly be wearing Proselytizer, MacGuyver 1&2, Asshole, Under the Influence, Math Whiz, and Useless Object.

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My first Etsy treasury!

November 5th, 2010 · Uncategorized

Just did a treasury on Etsy of night-themed treasures. These expire after 2 days, so here’s the screen shot:

winternights 1024x924 My first Etsy treasury!

This was really fun, can’t wait to do another!

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Dia de los Muertos Craft Night

November 3rd, 2010 · Uncategorized

Dia de los Muertos (or the Mexican Day of the Dead) seems to be exploding among young people in the US. I’ve been seeing sugar skull tattoos everywhere, and this Halloween there was an astounding amount of Catrina costumes. I decided to have a themed craft party not only because I love the aesthetic, but I love the sentiment as well. This year I built an altar in my fireplace to honor 4 people:

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On the far left is my friend Justin who committed suicide in 2007. He was part of my activist group and had a sweatshirt with a giant patch that said “clean kids get sick and die”. I wrote this to the side of his picture, along with the lyrics to “Maps” (his fave)- “they don’t love you like I love you”. One night we decided to take over the streets of our city as anarcho-cheerleaders dressed in yellow and black stripes. The picture of him and the striped tights are from that night. Also on the altar is the book he loaned me, “Sex, drugs, and Cocoa Puffs” by Chuck Klosterman.

On the mid-left is my grandma, Doris. She was a huge inspiration to me as a crafter, painter, and seamstress. She was also a fountain of knowledge in etiquette, beauty, and hospitality as women were expected to be in the 50′s and 60′s and loved to entertain. She was beautiful and looked like Rita Hayworth in her younger days. I hope in my lifetime I can display HALF the talent she did. Some of her yarn and one of her blankets were on the altar, and I decorated her picture with roses, one of her favorite painting subjects.

IMAG0662 Dia de los Muertos Craft Night

On the mid-right is my grandfather Vince, or Bummy. He was an outstanding character, and I’ve been hearing stories about his crazy exploits and personality as long as I can remember. He was a bright, bright soul and must have created a shockwave of influence, because I don’t remember him (he died when I was 2) but I feel like I know him. He loved to ski and hike, so I drew rocky crags on his photo and added some fall leaves.

On the far right is my grandpa Don, who just passed away this year. Don was a hardboiled, good-ol-fashioned Iowa farmer. He was like a figure in a Grant Wood painting. He wore overalls, worked on pickup trucks, chewed tobaccy, and could grow vegetables like no one else. He was quite the character, the kind you’ll never forget. I put some corn, gardening tools, and his Co-Op notebooks on the altar for him.

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I also made candy skulls for everyone to decorate. Very easy- just bought the mold at an altar supply store and bought candy melts and frosting tubes at the craft store.

I think I may have started a new tradition here- not only were the crafts fun and meaningful, but we got to reminisce about those we love who are no longer around.

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Mochimochiland Tiny Amigurumi

October 30th, 2010 · Uncategorized

stackablecats shopp1 Mochimochiland Tiny Amigurumi

(stackable cats, photo from mochimochiland)

Wow, I’m completely smitten with this site. What’s cuter than amigurmi? Teeny, tiny amigurumi!

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(panda to gnome machine, from mochimochiland’s flickr)

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October pink projects #3 and #4:

October 25th, 2010 · Uncategorized

I know, I know, October is nearly over, but I have two more projects for Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and one more to go. Also want to honor my mother-in-law, as she is a breast cancer survivor as well. Number 3 is knitted from my new obsession, Malabrigo Rasta. Knitters have been in love with the colors of Malabrigo, but NOT in love with the way it pills and loses stitch definition. Supposedly they have worked out these problems in their Rasta and Rios yarns. I’m inclined to believe, and can’t wait to see how it holds up. The WONDERFUL AWESOME FANTASTIC peeps at Happy Knits gave me this yarn for free. I knew it was destined to become a nice chunky cowl in the infamous wobbly herringbone stitch. And as if I couldn’t get any gimmickier about this item, I decided to name it after my favorite wobbly electronic music- dubstep. So, here is the dubstep cowl:

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I am going to be making a ton of these for sale on my Etsy. Each will be named after a different dubstep track. This one is “Captain of Crunch” (by liquid stranger).

Project #4 was inspired by one of the contributors to naughty needles and it couldn’t be easier to knit- take one strand of mohair on giant needles, knit in garter stitch, and every once in awhile, tie on super fat-thin yarn for one row. But oh, what a soft, dreamy, wonderful fluffy thing it is. If I don’t sell these, I won’t be sad. I call it Gobs & Gossamer, and it’s also for sale on my Etsy:

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************************** Number #5 will be a fuzzy pink kitty hat. I guess I better get cracking. Also much love to my model Brittany. <3

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